We're spending our vacation on the beautiful Atlantic Ocean where, I don't care what time of year it is the water is cold up around Cape Cod. When you hear someone say "Oh, the water is so warm it's like bathwater" you know they're a native New Englander. Who takes baths in 70 degree water? Eskimos? I'll go in for a few minutes, and that's enough to develop some serious shrinkage. Anything more than that and there's a good chance that The Birdlock could fall off and that would be pretty embarrassing, especially if it washed up ashore and Debbie made me put it back on. So I tend...
